February 1, 2025 â Somewhere deep in the Genesis Radio bunker, where professionalism fears to tread
What started as harmless (if mildly unhinged) voice tracking experiments has now spiraled into an all-out cold war of pre-recorded absurdity, with Brice at the center of a diabolical revenge plot. After weeks of enduring a relentless barrage of Twenty One Pilots requests and a chaotic voice-tracking prank war, Brice has finally snapped. And heâs taking Genesis Radio down with him.
The Rise of Brice: A Pre-Recorded Vendetta
Fed up with being outmaneuvered, Brice vanished from the station chatroom for 48 hours. When he returned, he was armed with a meticulously crafted, multi-phase voice-tracking revenge plan, dubbed Operation Overkill.
The planâs key components included:
A deepfake Brice voice announcing a âNEW, COMPLETELY SERIOUS ERAâ for Genesis Radio, followed immediately by nothing but polka remixes of metal songs for an entire hour.
Voice-tracked fake song intros hyping up a legendary, never-before-heard Genesis Radio exclusiveâonly to immediately play the most overplayed 90s boy band hit instead.
Time distortion warfareâBrice recorded three different versions of the same voice track, each pretending it was a different day of the week, leaving listeners questioning their own existence.
An entire pre-recorded show where every voice break built up to an announcement that never came, ending each time with a cryptic âAnd coming up next⌠wait, whatâs that noise?â before cutting off.
DJ Pisces Strikes Back: Chaos Level 1000
As the reigning Queen of Genesis Radio Shenanigansâ˘, DJ Pisces refused to be out-pranked. Upon discovering Briceâs revenge arc, she retaliated with precision-level absurdity:
Hijacking Briceâs voice-tracked show and dubbing over his voice with completely unrelated monologues about the cultural impact of jellybeans.
Editing Briceâs track intros so that every song sounded like an extremely distorted karaoke version recorded in a haunted bathtub.
Creating an âalternate timelineâ voice track, in which she casually mentioned a completely fictional Genesis Radio feud from the past, leaving listeners frantically searching for evidence of an event that never actually happened.
At one point, DJ Pisces voice-tracked an entire show pretending to be Brice, using an exaggerated imitation of his voice and inserting wild, incorrect music trivia that directly contradicted everything Brice had ever said on air.
Example:
“Up next, weâve got a little-known song by The Rolling Stonesâfun fact, they were originally a boy band that started in the late 90s, known for their synchronized dance moves and glittery outfits.”
The Voice Tracking Cold War Escalates
As both DJs upped the ante, the stationâs automation system began to show signs of distress, reportedly attempting to crash itself rather than endure another misleading song intro.
Genesis Radio listeners, caught in the crossfire, took to the stationâs chatroom to report bizarre experiences:
“I swear Brice just said it was Tuesday, but Pisces said it’s Friday, and now I don’t know what year it is.”
“I was PROMISED an exclusive unreleased track, but all I got was an 8-bit MIDI version of Eye of the Tiger???”
“Pisces announced a song that never played, then the station played an ad for a non-existent product. I think I might be inside the Matrix now.”
The Aftermath: A Station in Ruins, A War with No Winner
After days of relentless pre-recorded chaos, the stationâs playout system finally rage-quitâbriefly replacing all voice tracks with a robotic voice stating, “I refuse to be a part of this nonsense. Please find a real job.” before begrudgingly resuming normal operation.
Both Brice and DJ Pisces agreed to a temporary ceasefire, but insiders say neither has truly backed down. Secret reports suggest DJ Pisces is now experimenting with voice-tracking in reverse, while Brice may or may not be planning an âall-subliminal-messagesâ show designed to confuse listeners into thinking theyâve unlocked hidden radio frequencies.
Genesis Radio: The Only Station Where Even the Pre-Recorded Shows Are Unhinged
In the wake of The Great Voice Tracking War of 2025, one thing is clear: Genesis Radio has solidified its reputation as the most aggressively ridiculous anti-internet radio station in existence.
And if you think itâs over⌠think again. Because somewhere, in a dimly lit room, a DJ is voice-tracking their next masterpiece of nonsense.
Stay tuned. Or donât. Weâre not even sure if this was pre-recorded or not.