Feb 4th, 2025 – Somewhere on the Internet
If you tuned into Genesis Radio recently and thought you had accidentally stumbled into an alternate reality, don’t worry—it’s just business as usual at the station. From spontaneous theme nights to heated debates over the merits of 80s synthpop, Genesis Radio has once again proven why it’s the most unpredictable internet radio station around.
The Great Request War of Friday Night Block Party
The most recent chaos erupted during a test run of Friday Night Block Party, a new request-driven show designed to put the power in the hands of the listeners. Unfortunately for Brice, a member of the Genesis Radio team, some mischievous fans took this as an opportunity to flood the requests with songs by Twenty One Pilots—a band Brice has publicly declared his mortal enemy. Despite his pleas for mercy, the tracks kept coming, leading to what can only be described as a DJ-led insurrection.
“I thought this show was about variety,” Brice was heard saying on air, just before the station mysteriously “lost connection” for a moment.
Alternate Universe: Or Just Another Day on Genesis Radio?
Meanwhile, preparations for the new Alternate Universe show have taken an even wilder turn than expected. Early promos hinted at “genre-defying” programming, but insiders say the DJs have taken this concept to heart—testing out mixes of jazz-fusion with death metal, and ska covers of 90s hip-hop classics. Sources claim the station’s playout software, StationPlaylist Studio, briefly tried to quit in protest before begrudgingly accepting its fate.
Pisces Playhouse vs. The FCC (Not Really, But It Feels Like It)
Longtime listeners of Pisces Playhouse, hosted by DJ Pisces, know the show thrives on offbeat humor and unpredictable antics. However, last week’s episode apparently pushed the boundaries so far that even the station’s icecast stream had to take a moment to buffer its moral compass. “I didn’t plan for the entire second hour to be dedicated to an improvised soap opera about sentient sandwiches, but sometimes genius just happens,” DJ Pisces said.
Genesis Radio: Where Shenanigans Are a Feature, Not a Bug
Between Brice’s ongoing battle against Twenty One Pilots, DJ Pisces’ comedic crusades, and the upcoming genre-bending madness of Alternate Universe, one thing is clear—Genesis Radio refuses to be predictable. And with a music library of over 30,000 tracks at their disposal, the DJs are just getting started.
So, if you’re looking for an internet radio station that doesn’t just play music but fully embraces the chaos of live entertainment, tune in to Genesis Radio. Just be warned—if you make a request, you might accidentally start a war.
