Genesis Radio Declares War on Professionalism with Revolutionary (and Questionable) Voice Tracking Experiments

January 31, 2025 – Somewhere in the depths of the internet, where the FCC fears to tread

Genesis Radio, already known as the anti-internet radio station, has taken its mission to new heights (or depths, depending on perspective) by redefining voice tracking in the most ridiculous ways possible. While other stations use voice tracking to create seamless, polished broadcasts, Genesis Radio has instead turned it into a mad science experiment—with chaotic, if not legally questionable, results.

The Voice Tracking Disaster Files: A Timeline of Chaos

The Day the Station Forgot How Time Works

Last Tuesday, Genesis Radio listeners were treated to a rare and completely unintentional historical reenactment when a DJ, in a heroic attempt to pre-record an entire shift, miscalculated the time zones—resulting in a perfectly scheduled drive-time show airing at 3:00 AM.

Listeners tuning in for a quiet late-night mix instead got a loud and enthusiastic DJ screaming, “GOOD EVENING, GENESIS RADIO! HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GREAT RUSH HOUR!” to an audience that consisted mostly of confused insomniacs, overnight security guards, and a lone raccoon that somehow got access to the station’s chatroom.

The Great Voice Tracking Prank War of 2025

Not content with simply being on air, Genesis Radio DJs took voice tracking to a whole new level by attempting to one-up each other with absurd pre-recorded bits.

DJ Pisces, known for her unpredictable antics on Pisces Playhouse, recorded an entire two-hour show in a fake British accent, slipping into pirate speak every few minutes just to see if anyone would notice.

DJ Mel retaliated by voice-tracking a completely normal show, but sped up by 1.25x, making herself sound just slightly too chipper and unsettling.

One anonymous DJ took things too far by recording an entire shift using AI-generated celebrity impressions, including a very suspiciously robotic Morgan Freeman intro and a terrifying attempt at Gilbert Gottfried doing station IDs.

Brice, still recovering from the Twenty One Pilots Request War, decided to fight back by scheduling a voice track announcing the end of the station, only for the next track to play immediately after with a cheerful “Just kidding! Here’s a song that you hate!”

The Pre-Recorded Weather Forecast Debacle

Listeners expecting accurate local weather updates were instead greeted with a series of pre-recorded weather reports from the wrong seasons. While winter storms raged outside, the station confidently announced, “It’s a beautiful 75 degrees and sunny today! Perfect weather for a pool party!”

One particularly egregious mistake resulted in a five-day-old traffic report playing during a live show, advising drivers to avoid a road that no longer existed because of ongoing construction.

The Voice-Tracked Interview That Went Off the Rails

In what was meant to be a groundbreaking exclusive interview with a rising indie artist, a voice-tracking mishap resulted in the interviewee’s responses being completely out of sync with the questions.

Example:
DJ: “Tell us about the inspiration behind your latest album.”
Guest (delayed response): “Oh, definitely waffles.”
DJ: “…uh, I was asking about your creative process?”
Guest: “Yeah, you know, maple syrup really speaks to me artistically.”

This went on for forty-five minutes before someone realized that the artist’s responses were accidentally voice-tracked from a completely different interview about their breakfast preferences.

Genesis Radio: Where Even the Pre-Recorded Chaos is Unpredictable

While most radio stations strive for professionalism in their voice tracking, Genesis Radio continues to ask the important questions, like:

“What if we voice track an entire show by just reading Wikipedia pages in dramatic voices?”

“Can we voice track an entire day using only sound effects and interpretive grunts?”

“Is it possible to pre-record a live show… and then react to it… while it plays?”

At this rate, experts predict Genesis Radio may soon become the first station to accidentally voice track an entire alternate reality, where every show is a bizarre fever dream of time loops, misplaced song intros, and DJs who sound eerily like they recorded everything while half-asleep (because they probably did).

So, if you’re tired of perfectly produced, overpolished internet radio, tune in to Genesis Radio, where voice tracking is not just a tool—it’s anarchy.

Just don’t ask for the correct time or weather forecast. We lost track of that months ago.