[Genesis Radio HQ] – [Feb 28th, 2025] – What was supposed to be a joyous celebration of Fleetwood Mac has taken an unexpected turn as Genesis Radio’s very own Brice has officially staged a protest against “March of the Mac.”
His demand?
More Dave Mason.
“Look, I love Fleetwood Mac as much as the next person,” Brice declared, standing defiantly outside Genesis Radio HQ, holding a homemade sign that reads ‘DAVE MASON DESERVES BETTER.’ “But if we’re gonna do a month-long Mac special, we cannot ignore the fact that Dave Mason was, at one point, technically a member of this band.”
“For, like, five minutes,” Doc countered from inside the studio, refusing to unlock the door.
THE PROTEST ESCALATES
What started as a one-man protest quickly escalated into a full-scale demonstration when Brice:
🔥 Set up a “Dave Mason Awareness” booth outside the station – complete with pamphlets, a boombox playing “We Just Disagree” on repeat, and a suspiciously large amount of Traffic merch.
🔥 Printed t-shirts reading “Fleetwood Who? It’s Dave Time.”
🔥 Started chanting “Let Mason In! Let Mason In!” through a megaphone, causing concern among confused passersby.
🔥 Began offering “FREE DAVE MASON FACTS” to anyone willing to listen. (Fact #4: “Dave Mason was actually in Fleetwood Mac longer than some members of Fleetwood Mac.”)
🔥 Tried to slip Traffic songs into the station playlist. (His account was immediately revoked.)
GENESIS RADIO RESPONDS
Inside the station, Doc and the rest of the Genesis Radio team have remained firm in their stance that “March of the Mac” is about Fleetwood Mac—exclusively.
“This is a Fleetwood Mac event,” Doc said, pushing a barricade of speakers against the studio door in case Brice tried to storm in. “We are here to celebrate Stevie, Lindsey, Christine, Mick, John, and, sure, even the weird ‘90s lineups. But we draw the line at turning this into Dave Mason Month.”
“DAVE MASON WAS A MEMBER OF THE BAND!” Brice shouted through a bullhorn.
“FOR ONE ALBUM, BRICE.”
Despite repeated attempts to bribe the DJs with free coffee, vinyl, and a framed Traffic poster, Brice has so far failed to secure an official Dave Mason segment.
A TEMPORARY COMPROMISE?
With tensions at an all-time high, Genesis Radio staff may be considering a peace offering:
✔️ One (1) Dave Mason song—possibly during a Fleetwood Mac cover segment, if Brice agrees to stop blocking the station entrance.
✔️ A special “Fleetwood Mac’s Strangest Lineups” feature, where Dave Mason is at least mentioned.
✔️ A ceasefire agreement ensuring Brice will not hold Genesis Radio hostage with “Feelin’ Alright” for the next 24 hours.
Will this end the standoff? Or will Brice chain himself to the broadcast console until Dave Mason gets a full hour?
For now, “March of the Mac” continues uninterrupted. But with Brice refusing to back down, this battle may be far from over.
