🚨 [GENESIS RADIO HQ] – CHAOS HAS ERUPTED. 🚨
At approximately 9:55 PM, just minutes before tonight’s scheduled episode of House Calls, Genesis Radio’s metal show hosted by Doc, an unthinkable act of sabotage occurred.
🚨 Doc has been locked in a closet.
🚨 Brice has seized control of the studio.
🚨 And Dave Mason is now going to be playing on a show that was supposed to be METAL.
Listeners are stunned.
“WASN’T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE IRON MAIDEN?” one caller yelled.
“WHY AM I HEARING WE JUST DISAGREE?!” another screamed.
“I NEED ANSWERS. NOW.”
But Brice has no intention of stopping.
THE COUP – HOW BRICE PULLED OFF HIS CRIME
According to confidential station sources, tensions had been brewing for days between Doc and Brice after Doc refused to play ANY Dave Mason during House Calls.
“It’s a METAL SHOW, BRICE,” Doc reportedly told him. “METAL.”
“So you’re saying… no Dave Mason?” Brice asked, his tone growing increasingly unhinged.
“That is exactly what I’m saying.”
That was the last normal conversation they had.
What followed was a premeditated act of radio treason.
🚨 At exactly 9:02 PM, Brice distracted Doc with a “weird hum coming from the server room.”
🚨 At 9:05 PM, Brice lured Doc into the equipment closet to “help check the cables.”
🚨 At 9:07 PM, Doc realized, far too late, that Brice had locked the door.
By 9:08 PM, Brice was in the control room, sitting in Doc’s chair, headset on, already cueing up “Let It Go.”
🚨 THE TAKEOVER WAS COMPLETE. 🚨
THE METAL SHOW THAT WASN’T
What should have been a thunderous night of heavy riffs and screaming guitars has now turned into an unholy playlist of soft rock and ‘70s singer-songwriter ballads.
Brice, now broadcasting live, addressed the audience with zero remorse.
“Welcome to House Calls—or should I say, MASON CALLS.”
“For too long, Dave Mason has been denied his rightful place in this station’s history. Tonight, we correct that.”
He then proceeded to hijack the entire setlist, swapping out classic metal tracks for:
🎸 We Just Disagree – instead of Black Sabbath
🎸 Only You Know and I Know – instead of Judas Priest
🎸 Feelin’ Alright – instead of Iron Maiden
🎸 World in Changes – instead of Megadeth
It is a massacre.
DOC’S ESCAPE ATTEMPT – THE BATTLE FOR THE STATION
Inside the equipment closet, Doc is actively fighting for his freedom.
🚨 Live reports confirm banging on the door.
🚨 Muffled shouting can be heard through the studio mic.
🚨 At least one intern has been bribed to “accidentally” unlock the door, but Brice is onto them.
Meanwhile, DJ Pisces and DJ Barb are trying to override the automation system to stop Brice’s Mason Takeover—but Brice has come prepared.
“I’ve locked out all remote access,” Brice taunted live on air. “There’s nothing you can do.”
“BRICE, YOU MANIAC, LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET!” Doc’s voice echoed from behind the door.
“I can’t hear you over the sound of Let It Flow,” Brice replied, cranking the volume.
THIS IS NOW A FULL-SCALE RADIO CRISIS.
WILL GENESIS RADIO SURVIVE?
🚨 Can Doc escape?
🚨 Will Pisces and Barb manage to retake the controls?
🚨 Or will Brice get away with the most absurd radio coup in history?
STAY TUNED—IF YOU CAN STAND ANY MORE DAVE MASON.
