February 4, 2025 – What was supposed to be a routine on-air conversation between Genesis Radio’s Brandon Charles and Brice Mull somehow spiraled into a full-blown, unscripted infomercial—and no one is exactly sure how it happened.
The incident began innocently enough, with the two discussing upcoming station events. But when Brice made an offhand joke about a product sponsorship that didn’t exist, Brandon ran with it. Within minutes, the two found themselves improvising an elaborate pitch for a completely fictional product:
“The Mullinator 3000.”
Described as “the only kitchen appliance you’ll ever need” and “part blender, part toaster, part vacuum cleaner, and somehow also a Wi-Fi router”, the Mullinator 3000 quickly became the focus of an unintentional sales pitch. Listeners, confused but entertained, began sending messages to the Genesis Radio Discord:
“Wait… is this real?”
“Do I… need one??”
“Brandon just said it can cook a steak in ‘under 30 seconds’ while playing smooth jazz. How do I order??”
Brice, never one to back down from absurdity, doubled down: “If you order in the next five minutes, we’ll throw in a second Mullinator absolutely free—just pay separate processing and emotional damage fees!”
At this point, station manager Doc intervened to remind them that Genesis Radio was, in fact, a music station and not a late-night shopping network.
Despite the shutdown, the bit took on a life of its own, with listeners now demanding an actual Mullinator 3000. As of this morning, a meme-based ad campaign is already circulating, and someone has reportedly created a fake website claiming to take preorders.
For now, Brandon and Brice have been placed under strict “No Fake Product Pitches” probation—though knowing them, it’s only a matter of time before they accidentally launch another one.
Stay tuned, and remember: Act now, and you too could own the greatest nonexistent appliance of all time!
